{"product_id":"1-2-cant-reach-my-shoe-a-counting-book-for-the-middleaged-9780740797729","title":"1, 2, Can't Reach My Shoe: A Counting Book for the Middle-Aged","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"book-description\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e1, 2, Can't Reach My Shoe: A Counting Book for the Middle-Aged\u003c\/strong\u003e by Petras, Kathryn. board_book edition. ISBN: 9780740797729.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrom best-selling humorists Ross and Kathryn Petras comes a colorful counting board book that pokes fun at the pitfalls of getting older. This fun and playful package is a perfect gift for grown-ups who are growing old gracefully—with a sense of humor.\n\nThe 1, 2, 3s of adulthood differ ever so slightly from the popular grade-school primers of yesteryear inside Ross and Kathryn Petrass 1, 2, Cant Reach My Shoe. This clever counting book for the middle-aged (which the United States Census Bureau defines as age 35 and above) is perfect for readers of a certain vintage who intend to grow old gracefully--and with a sense of humor.\n\nFeaturing full-color, retro illustrations in a playful board book format, 1, 2, Cant Reach My Shoe makes an excellent, humorous gift for the more than 78.2 million baby boomers in the United States. Consider:\n\n* 3: When they were first going out in their twenties, Thaddeus and Theresa used to have sex THREE times each day. Now that they are middle-aged, they still have sex THREE times. A year.\n\n*\u0026lt;, \u0026gt;: Hey, those dont look like numbers! And youre right. They are not numbers. They are symbols that are used with numbers . . . and they are all over middle-aged Miltons doctors report. \"It says I should have a total cholesterol \u0026lt;200. I should have HDL \u0026gt;60. I should have LDL \u0026lt;129 . . .\" Gee Milton, that is a lot of \"more thans\" and \"less thans.\" \"I know,\" says Milton. \"Im\n* 59 1\/2: Today is a great day! It is Carls FIFTY-NINTH-AND-A-HALF birthday! Carl usually wouldnt celebrate a half birthday, but this one is different. Since he has turned FIFTY-NINE-AND-A-HALF, he is getting a nice present from his Uncle Sam: his very first penalty-free IRA distribution!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Andrews McMeel Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44966115672117,"sku":"ByrdShop_0740797727","price":31.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0627\/8139\/0901\/files\/9780740797729_90cd88cc-013f-4062-93b0-401276b14879.jpg?v=1778623162","url":"https:\/\/atxbooks.com\/products\/1-2-cant-reach-my-shoe-a-counting-book-for-the-middleaged-9780740797729","provider":"ATX Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}