{"product_id":"a-goombas-guide-to-life-9781400050819","title":"A Goomba's Guide to Life","description":"\u003cp\u003eAttention would-be paesans: Cant distinguish gabagool from pasta fazool? Not sure how to properly accessorize your track suit with gold chains? Does the phrase go to the mattresses make you sleepy? Now Steven R. Schirripa  The Sopranos own Bobby Bacala  exposes the inner mysteries of this unique Italian-American hybrid in A Goombas Guide to Life so that anyone can walk  talk  and live like a guy from the neighborhood.  ber-goomba Steve Schirripa shows how being a goomba made him what he is today  offering lessons learned on his own journey from Bensonhurst to Vegas  and to his current gig as Bobby Bacala on one of TVs most popular shows. Along the way  he shares secrets that will help you get in touch with your own inner goomba. Youll learn what music to enjoy (Sinatra  yes; Snoop Dogg  no)  what movies to watch (Raging Bull  yes; Titanic  never)  which sports to follow (baseball is good; golf and tennis  fuhgeddaboudit)  and even tips on goomba etiquette. Ever wonder how a real goomba gets the best seat in the house? (Hint: It involves tipping  jewelry  and intimidation.) Schirripa even includes goomba dos and donts (never  ever criticize a goombas mother or her gravy; always wear more jewelry than you think you need).  With knockout photographs of Schirripa and his compares  and insider information on how to think goomba  speak goomba  cook and eat goomba  and even how to behave at goomba weddings and funerals  A Goombas Guide to Life will show any wiseguy wannabe how to sing like a Soprano.  From the Hardcover edition.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788556623925,"sku":"ByrdShop_1400050812","price":63.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0627\/8139\/0901\/files\/9781400050819.jpg?v=1784647401","url":"https:\/\/atxbooks.com\/products\/a-goombas-guide-to-life-9781400050819","provider":"ATX Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}