{"product_id":"bubba-and-the-cosmic-bloodsuckers-9781596068414","title":"Bubba and the Cosmic Blood-suckers","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"book-description\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBubba and the Cosmic Blood-suckers\u003c\/strong\u003e by Lansdale, Joe R.. hardcover edition. ISBN: 9781596068414.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBefore Bubba Ho-Tep, there was Bubba and the Cosmic Blood-Suckers.\n\nPart of a secret government organization designed to protect civilians, Elvis Presley and a handful of hardcore warriors set out to save the world from an invasion of hive-minded, shape-shifting vampire-like creatures from a dark dimension who have taken up residence in a New Orleans junkyard.\n\nBesides Elvis, among these righteous warriors is a hammer-wielding descendent of John Henry of railroad fame, a Blind Man who sees more than those with sight, Jack, a strategic wizard, and Elviss right hand man and journal writer, Johnny, all thrown in with Raven (real name Jenny) a female recruit who is also a budding pop star, and like Elvis, high on the charisma chart.\n\nTheir leader is none other than Colonel Parker, Elviss cutthroat manager, and a warrior himself, directly in contact with President Nixon, or possibly one of his doubles.\n\nIts an unnerving peek into a secret world, and a possible delusion. Its what happened before Elvis, aka Sebastian Haff, found himself in an East Texas rest home, mounted on a walker, fighting an Egyptian mummy and worrying about a growth on his pecker.\n\nStrange monsters, wild fights, sex with a beautiful ghost, a drug-induced trip into another dimension, and all manner of mayhem ensue, along with a Mississippi riverboat ride on a giant paddle wheel, and of course, there will be 3D glasses, fried peanut butter and nanna sandwiches, and a few hard working zombies.\n\nBring the kids, but plug their ears and blindfold them. This is one wild and nasty ride to the dark side, but with laughter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Subterranean Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44946751684661,"sku":"ByrdShop_1596068418","price":92.31,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0627\/8139\/0901\/files\/9781596068414_2edbeb90-543d-4263-aa3d-6cc1b8187ef4.jpg?v=1778692055","url":"https:\/\/atxbooks.com\/products\/bubba-and-the-cosmic-bloodsuckers-9781596068414","provider":"ATX Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}