{"product_id":"choose-your-own-misery-the-office-9781626819245","title":"Choose Your Own Misery: The Office","description":"\u003cp\u003eHungover and stuck at a job you hate  will you show up for your big presentation  or duck out with Debby  the HR rep with an FDR fetish? Play the weird lump on your back for office-wide sympathy  or dive into an internet spiral that can only end in \"ten kinds of cancer\"? Tell someone about the weird genital-fondling thats happening at the crystal healers  or just accept that this is the best substitute youll find for love  today...or maybe ever? From two comedy writers and past contributors to The Onion comes a modern-day tale of woe: the story of your soul-crushing existence. Choosing your own adventure is great when youre a kid  but in the adult world  the only options on offer are endless varieties of misery. In your office adventure there are countless \"options \" but they rarely end well. Its okay  though. A life of adventure would require so many uncomfortable sleeping situations. Besides  you have dental. Keep reminding yourself about the dental.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45648254009397,"sku":"ByrdShop_1626819246","price":46.59,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0627\/8139\/0901\/files\/9781626819245.jpg?v=1781713946","url":"https:\/\/atxbooks.com\/products\/choose-your-own-misery-the-office-9781626819245","provider":"ATX Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}