{"product_id":"how-perfect-is-that-9780307268280","title":"How Perfect Is That","description":"\u003cp\u003eBlythe Younga wannabe Texas princess  a heroine as plucky  driven  and desperate as Vanity Fairs Becky Sharpis plummeting precipitously from up- to downstairs  banging her head on every step of the Austin social ladder as she falls. Not unlike the country as a whole  Blythe has surrendered to a multitude of dubious moral choices and is now facing the disastrous consequences: bankruptcy  public humiliation  a teensy fondness for the pharmaceuticals  and no Pap smear for ten years. But worst of all  she is forced to move back into the fleabag co-op boardinghouse where she lived when she was a student at the University of Texas.  Though Blythe cares much more about the ravaged state of her nails  and how to get the ingredients for Code WarriorBlythes proprietary blend of Stoli  Ativan  and Red Bull that keeps everything in focusher soul is hanging in the balance. Only when she is in danger of losing the one friend whos been her true moral center is she ready to face her sins and make amends.  And her penance is merciless: she must find a way to lure her former socialite friends into the tofu tenement she has been reduced to. Little does Blythe know that the ensuing collision between the pierced  tattooed  and dreadlocked inhabitants and the pampered  Kir-sipping socialites offers the only hope of finding a way out of her moral quagmire.  Funny  fast-paced  sharp-eyed  an old-fashioned morality tale with an appropriately twenty-first-century ending  How Perfect Is That is a comic triumph of a novel.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67929955237941,"sku":"ByrdShop_0307268284","price":68.27,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0627\/8139\/0901\/files\/9780307268280.jpg?v=1794202003","url":"https:\/\/atxbooks.com\/products\/how-perfect-is-that-9780307268280","provider":"ATX Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}