{"product_id":"john-dies-at-the-end-9780312555139","title":"John Dies at the End","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"book-description\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJohn Dies at the End\u003c\/strong\u003e by Wong, David. hardcover edition. ISBN: 9780312555139.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJon Dies at the End is a genre-bending, humorous account of two college drop-outs inadvertently charged with saving their small town--and the world--from a host of supernatural and paranormal invasions.\n\nNow a Major Motion Picture.\n\n\"[Pargin] is like a mash-up of Douglass Adams and Stephen King... page-turner is an understatement.\"\n―Don Coscarelli, director, Phantasm I-V, Bubba Ho-tep\n\nSTOP.\n\nYou should not have touched this flyer with your bare hands. NO, dont put it down. Its too late. Theyre watching you.\n\nMy name is David. My best friend is John. Those names are fake. You might want to change yours.\n\nYou may not want to know about the things youll read on these pages, about the sauce, about Korrok, about the invasion, and the future. But its too late. You touched the book. Youre in the game. Youre under the eye.\n\nThe only defense is knowledge. You need to read this book, to the end. Even the part with the bratwurst. Why? You just have to trust me.\n\nThe important thing is this:\n\nThe sauce is a drug, and it gives users a window into another dimension.\n\nJohn and I never had the chance to say no.\n\nYou still do.\n\nIm sorry to have involved you in this, I really am. But as you read about these terrible events and the very dark epoch the world is about to enter as a result, it is crucial you keep one thing in mind:\n\nNone of this was my fault.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Thomas Dunne Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44909597655093,"sku":"ByrdShop_031255513X","price":60.7,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0627\/8139\/0901\/files\/ByrdShop_031255513X_6c222563-be5b-4e66-ade8-735867845aee.jpg?v=1784416848","url":"https:\/\/atxbooks.com\/products\/john-dies-at-the-end-9780312555139","provider":"ATX Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}