{"product_id":"john-dies-at-the-end-9780312659141","title":"John Dies at the End","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"book-description\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJohn Dies at the End\u003c\/strong\u003e by Wong, David. paperback edition. ISBN: 9780312659141.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNOW A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE\n\nSTOP.\n\nYou should not have touched this book with your bare hands.\n\nNO, dont put it down. Its too late.\n\nTheyre watching you.\n\nMy name is David. My best friend is John. Those names are fake. You might want to change yours.\n\nYou may not want to know about the things youll read on these pages, about the sauce, about Korrok, about the invasion, and the future. But its too late. You touched the book. Youre in the game. Youre under the eye.\n\nThe only defense is knowledge. You need to read this book, to the end. Even the part with the bratwurst. Why? You just have to trust me.\n\nThe important thing is this:\n\nThe sauce is a drug, and it gives users a window into another dimension.\n\nJohn and I never had the chance to say no.\n\nYou still do.\n\nUnfortunately for us, if you make the right choice, well have a much harder time explaining how to fight off the otherworldly invasion currently threatening to enslave humanity.\n\nIm sorry to have involved you in this, I really am. But as you read about these terrible events and the very dark epoch the world is about to enter as a result, it is crucial you keep one thing in mind:\n\nNone of this is was my fault.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"St. Martin's Griffin","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44649894510645,"sku":"ByrdShop_0312659148","price":28.74,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0627\/8139\/0901\/files\/9780312659141_e3fb3673-81c1-445a-81a7-d7bbeec18ffb.jpg?v=1784416848","url":"https:\/\/atxbooks.com\/products\/john-dies-at-the-end-9780312659141","provider":"ATX Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}