{"product_id":"modern-family-wit-and-wisdom-from-americas-favorite-family-9781401324759","title":"Modern Family: Wit and Wisdom from America's Favorite Family","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Hilarious New Book by the Writers of the Emmy-winning Hit Show Modern Family Every week  the families of Modern Family have something to learn. Sometimes its a lesson about parenting. Other times  its about surviving marriage--or getting along with the dreaded in-laws. But no matter what  the Pritchetts always find a fresh and incredibly funny way to teach us a little bit about life and love along the way. Now  Americas most beloved family has finally opened up their albums and shared some of their favorite quotes  photos  and memories for us to enjoy all over again. Touching on everything from motherhood and teenagers to siblings  school  and love  Modern Family: Wit and Wisdom from Americas Favorite Family features some of the funniest lines from the show  including: Claire: Look at them: A minute ago they were babies  and now theyre driving  and soon well all be dead.  Phil: I called the florist and ordered one dozen Mylar balloons. Good luck staying mad  honey.  Gloria: Im Colombian. I know a fake crime scene when I see one.  Jay: Shes my daughter. Youre my wife. Lets remember whats important here: Theres a football game on.  Mitchell: Its Camerons turn to be out in the world  interacting with grown-ups while I get to stay at home and plot the death of Dora the Explorer. With exclusive chapter introductions by each family member  this book will leave the shows millions of fans laughing out loud at--and falling even more in love with--the funniest family on television. Created by Steven Levitan and Christopher Lloyd  Modern Family is one of the most popular and critically acclaimed shows on television. The shows writers and actors have won multiple Emmys and Golden Globes  as well as awards from the Screen Actors Guild and Writers Guild of America. The Pritchett family has won a few trophies here and there  but Mitchell destroyed them all in a fit of jealous rage.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67623753121845,"sku":"ByrdShop_1401324754","price":63.74,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0627\/8139\/0901\/files\/9781401324759.jpg?v=1791362894","url":"https:\/\/atxbooks.com\/products\/modern-family-wit-and-wisdom-from-americas-favorite-family-9781401324759","provider":"ATX Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}