{"product_id":"nice-girls-dont-wear-cha-cha-heels-9781555834401","title":"Nice Girls Dont Wear Cha Cha Heels!","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"book-description\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNice Girls Dont Wear Cha Cha Heels!\u003c\/strong\u003e by Rutledge, Leigh. paperback edition. ISBN: 9781555834401.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChapter One: If You Cant Say Anything Nice\n\"Youre not a woman. Youre a disease!\"\n-Mike Connors, Where Love Has Gone (1964)\n\"I thought you were a woman--but youre nothing but a career.\"\n-Sterling Hayden to Bette Davis, The Star (1952)\n\"Youre like some fancy kind of disease. I had it once--now Im immune.\"\n-John Ireland to Joan Crawford, Queen Bee (1955)\n\"Floozy! Floozy! Floozy!\"\n-Carmen Miranda to Cobina Wright, Week-End in Havana (1941)\n\"Usually, one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature.\"\n-John Gielgud, Arthur (1981)\n\"Look, if you think youre gonna get back in my panties, forget it. Theres one asshole in there already.\"\n-Kathleen Turner, Crimes of Passion (1984)\n\"Anne Schuylers in the Blue Book. Youre not even in the phone book.\"\n-Edmund Breese, Platinum Blonde (1931)\n\"You, youre forty-two. There are many good minutes left for you.\"\n-Milton Berle to Eleanor Parker, The Oscar (1960)\n\"You probably havent had a good lay in years. Your legs have been together longer than the Lennon Sisters.\"\n-Bette Midler, Stella (1990)\n\"You know something, Hank? Youre 90% man and 10% rat!\"\n-Lana Turner, Love Has Many Faces (1965)\n\"The stork that brought you must have been a vulture.\"\n-Ann Sheridan, Torrid Zone (1940)\n\"You have the touch of a love-starved cobra.\"\n-Monty Woolley, The Man Who Came to Dinner (1941)\n\"As long as theyve got sidewalks, youve got a job.\"\n-Joan Blondell, Footlight Parade (1933)\n\"Youre still a little shop girl from San Francisco. You shouldve stayed on the other side of the counter.\"\n-Constance Bennett to Lana Turner, Madame X (1966)\n\"There are only two things I dislike about you--your face.\"\n-Elizabeth Taylor to Kim Novak, The Mirror Crackd (1980)\nChapter Two: Bette\nSister number one (Bette Davis): \"For someone who just buried her husband this morning, you dont seem very upset.\"Sister number two (also Bette Davis): \"Phony mourning makes me sick!\"\n-Bette Davis, Dead Ringer (1964)\n\"I detest cheap sentiment.\"\n-Bette Davis, All About Eve (1\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Brand: Alyson Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44989274357813,"sku":"ByrdShop_155583440X","price":91.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0627\/8139\/0901\/files\/9781555834401_ba33d0d3-71a4-49d4-860d-0c889025d261.jpg?v=1778891119","url":"https:\/\/atxbooks.com\/products\/nice-girls-dont-wear-cha-cha-heels-9781555834401","provider":"ATX Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}