{"product_id":"perpetual-disappointments-diary-9780752266541","title":"Perpetual Disappointments Diary","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"book-description\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerpetual Disappointments Diary\u003c\/strong\u003e by Asbury, Nick. paperback edition. ISBN: 9780752266541.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBest. Diary. Ever Metro\nCheeringly depressing Guardian\nAbandon all hope, ye who buy it New York Times\n\nPerpetual Disappointments Diary is a downbeat journal for pessimists, cynics and losers everywhere. Youll love it.\nGround yourself with a weekly demotivational proverb (If ignorance is bliss, why are you so sad?, Crappe diem) and reminders of Notable Deaths. Travel the world with Useful Phrases translated into four languages (A table for one, please, I have destroyed my hire car). And save time with templates for Apology and Passive-Aggressive Notes.\nThis may not be your year. But this is definitely your diary.\nNow with Added Disappointment :(\n\n*2017 Edition complete with fully revised Notable Deaths, New demotivational proverbs, On This Day and Notes from a Boring Meeting\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Boxtree","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44989466476597,"sku":"ByrdShop_0752266543","price":92.09,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0627\/8139\/0901\/files\/9780752266541_8a77d45e-4435-440c-8a14-4350679c8585.jpg?v=1778911783","url":"https:\/\/atxbooks.com\/products\/perpetual-disappointments-diary-9780752266541","provider":"ATX Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}