{"product_id":"the-boomer-bible-9781563050756","title":"The Boomer Bible","description":"\u003cp\u003eIn the beginning there was the Holy Bible 2 Which was a very good book indeed  but so many things happened since the beginning  3 That Maybe it was time for another bible  4 So a punk from Philadelphia wrote a new one  5 And so it is called The Boomer Bible  6 So there. 7 And Its Past Testament tells the history of the world  including the Book of Greeks  Book of Brits  Book of Yanks  Book of Russkies  and all the other self-proclaimed Chosen Nations  8 And people sticking each other with pointed sticks  and acting up  which is called civilization  9 And also about religion and art and movies and literature  and TV  and so forth  which is why there are also the Books of Pnowlege  10 Including Psongs  Psayings  and Psomethings  11 Written just like the other Bible but without any big unpronounceable words  12 So that you and I might truly understand it  13 For a change. 14 And Its Present Testament tells about the coming of Harry  and The Way of Harry  15 Who may be the messiah everybody has been waiting for  16 Unless he really isnt  17 Which is hard to say  18 So there. 19 And there is also The Book of Harrier Brayer together with the Harrier Hymnal  20 And another Testament too  21 And Concordance  and a lenticular hand on the cover. 22 And It is not for the faint of heart  23 Or the easily offended  24 Or the priggish or the prudish  25 But who cares  26 Because neither was Candide  or Swifts A Modest Proposal  or Rabelais  or Lenny Bruce 28 Or all the other satires and satirists who felt the need to warn us when we have gone astray  29 Which we have  29 Which youll know all about  31 If you read your Boomer Bible  32 Or there.  Over 87 000 copies in print.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45656565415989,"sku":"ByrdShop_1563050757","price":23.91,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0627\/8139\/0901\/files\/9781563050756.jpg?v=1781978222","url":"https:\/\/atxbooks.com\/products\/the-boomer-bible-9781563050756","provider":"ATX Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}