{"product_id":"the-lesbian-sex-haiku-book-with-cats-9781250072641","title":"The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (with Cats!)","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"book-description\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (with Cats!)\u003c\/strong\u003e by Pulley, Anna. hardcover edition. ISBN: 9781250072641.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLesbian sex has been confounding people since the dawn of time. What is it that two women do together exactly? The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (with Cats!) is a humorous guide to lesbian sex, dating rituals, and relationships, and aims to dispel all myths. Haiku paired with hilarious watercolor illustrations of cats in various stages of sexual awkwardness will enlighten, demystify, remystify, and most importantly entertain as you learn about all the aspects involved in girl-on-girl action.\n\nFrom lesbian pick-up lines:\n\nPronounce Annie Proulxs\nname correctly―watch ladys\ncargo pants fall off.\n\nTo icebreaker haiku for first dates:\n\nIt has been MANY\nyears, but Im not done griping\nabout The L Word.\n\nTo, of course, the mechanics of lesbian sex:\n\nIts like straight sex but\nafterwards we ask ourselves,\n\"We just had sex, right?\"\n\nLesbian sex is\nlike water polo―no one\nreally knows the rules.\n\nThis laugh-out-loud book is the perfect gift to amuse and educate your friends, loved ones, and lovers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"St. Martin's Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44953016762421,"sku":"ByrdShop_1250072646","price":28.91,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0627\/8139\/0901\/files\/9781250072641_7beea496-17ef-461c-96cb-8499d3f8bac5.jpg?v=1792910349","url":"https:\/\/atxbooks.com\/products\/the-lesbian-sex-haiku-book-with-cats-9781250072641","provider":"ATX Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}