{"product_id":"the-lyric-wore-lycra","title":"The Lyric Wore Lycra","description":"\u003cp\u003ePolice Chief Hayden Konig likes solving crimes. He likes his part-time job as organist at St. Barnabas Church. He likes typing his detective stories on Raymond Chandlers 1939 Underwood typewriter. Hayden is good at two of these things. Crimes rarely go unsolved in the little Appalachian town of St. Germaine  North Carolina. The music at the Episcopal parish is top notch. His writing however ... \"Its you I want \" she panted  flinging herself onto the davenport  like one might fling a sausage onto a davenport. \"Whats your game  sister?\" I queried. She pulled me down and kissed me like I hadnt been smooched since that time I ended up with a mouth full of suckers playing spin-the-octopus with the finalists of the 1974 Miss Cephalopod beauty contest. \"This is the game \" she whispered. \"Spin-the-octopus?\" I gasped. \"No \" she slurped. \"The game of love ...\" Fat Tuesday: the only religious holiday for the horizontally challenged. Its only natural that St. Barnabas Church should offer a Lenten class called Paunches Pilates. As the gang ponders forty days of penitence and self control  it becomes clear that there is a murderer in town. Ashes to ashes  dust to dust: will they ever get this mess cleaned up? Hayden Konigs 14th mystery It s not what you expect ... it s even funnier!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44984480727093,"sku":"ByrdShop_1532341520","price":38.38,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0627\/8139\/0901\/files\/9781532341526.jpg?v=1770834660","url":"https:\/\/atxbooks.com\/products\/the-lyric-wore-lycra","provider":"ATX Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}