{"product_id":"the-notorious-notations","title":"The Notorious Notations","description":"\u003cp\u003eDear Reader  Like most fugitives who have vowed to investigate the lives of the Baudelaire orphans  I have always found a book to be invaluable in my research. The book you hold in your hands can be thrown into the mouth of a charging rhinoceros  placed underneath the leg of a wobbly table  or used to write down any number of valuable observations  such as the following:  My sister is driving me stark raving mad.  That waiter appears to be an associate of a notorious villain.and\/or  My pen is running out of i Almost every page in this book includes shocking illustrations and unsettling quotations from A Series of Unfortunate Events. In their company  even the most harmless notations will become notorious  a word which here means commonly and sadly perceived to be of shadowy and somewhat sinister importance  such as my own work on the Baudelaire case  from which you should distance yourself immediately and permanently. With all due respect  Lemony Snicket\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44964309598261,"sku":"ByrdShop_0060872357","price":91.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0627\/8139\/0901\/files\/9780060872359.jpg?v=1770456496","url":"https:\/\/atxbooks.com\/products\/the-notorious-notations","provider":"ATX Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}