{"product_id":"the-valley-girls-guide-to-life","title":"The valley girls' guide to life","description":"Were into the mondo full buf -- but if you dont know what that means  and if you dont know who we are  youre like a real Melvin? Were the Valley Girls  you know  from Encino and stuff  and this is our book. Well tell you whats totally important  like shopping and clothes and really awesome dudes with tans. Okay  if youre not popular  nobodyll like you. And whats a cruisemobile and whats a skanky car and why its . . . eeewww  grody to the max! Well even show you how to be a maximum warm babe -- like gross me out  high heels with miniskirts make you look like a mega-slut -- and how to get a totally vicious dude to notice you. But really  no  seriously  we put together this mondo cool Valley Girl Dictionary (like you probably dont even know what wonelly means) so you wont go around sounding like a zod or something! Mimi Pond is a cartoonist  illustrator  and writer. She has created comics for the Los Angeles Times  Seventeen  National Lampoon  and many other publications. Television credits include writing the first full-length episode of The Simpsons  Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire  and episodes for Designing Women and Pee-wees Playhouse. She lives in Los Angeles with her husband  the totally vicious dude Wayne White.","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44853679718453,"sku":"ByrdShop_0440593344","price":91.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0627\/8139\/0901\/files\/ByrdShop_0440593344_70bfcb32-c48e-42ae-9221-6603fd52859a.jpg?v=1770256743","url":"https:\/\/atxbooks.com\/products\/the-valley-girls-guide-to-life","provider":"ATX Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}