{"product_id":"the-worlds-dumbest-criminals-outrageously-true-stories-of-criminals-committing-stupid-crimes-9781443459396","title":"The World's Dumbest Criminals: Outrageously True Stories of Criminals Committing Stupid Crimes","description":"\u003cp\u003eTwo men in England photographed each other stealing thousands of dollars from gambling machines. An armed man successfully robbed a pharmacy and was captured after he boasted about it on social media. A burglar spent some time cleaning the house he was robbing  and even restocked some groceries  before he was discovered fast asleep in the homeowners bed. (He did burn an old saucepan  but that happens! reported the homeowner.) Two drunken louts stole a penguin from an aquarium and tried to release him into a canal when they were sober (he was returned to the polar enclosure  unharmed). Another man attempted to hold up a bank using a cucumber as a weapon. Two fellows tried to rob a bar where the towns police department was holding a retirement party for one of its members. For every Moriarty  there are a thousand stupid criminals who get caught in the act  or who boast about their success on social media  or whose acts are so outrageous that the police have little difficulty tracking them down. Throughout history  these criminals have been easily captured  and have sometimes even died during an ill-fated escape. New criminals are apprehended every day thanks to their own genius  their exploits captured on YouTube and Instagram. Hilarious and outrageous  this book will make you shake your head and perhaps second-guess your own plans to commit petty larceny.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45953296629813,"sku":"ByrdShop_1443459399","price":24.07,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0627\/8139\/0901\/files\/9781443459396.jpg?v=1788184409","url":"https:\/\/atxbooks.com\/products\/the-worlds-dumbest-criminals-outrageously-true-stories-of-criminals-committing-stupid-crimes-9781443459396","provider":"ATX Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}