{"product_id":"vanilla-ride-hap-and-leonard","title":"Vanilla Ride (Hap and Leonard)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"Theres no bullshit in a Joe Lansdale book. Theres everything a good story needs  and nothing it doesnt. Joe pulls up the truck  says  Get in the back  were going for a ride.You know it might get a little scary and it might get a little crazy  but you get in  because you know in the end  its going to be a fun ride.\"--Christopher Moore  New York Times Bestselling Author of A Dirty Job and Fool  In this Texas-sized thriller  Hap Collins and Leonard Pinebest friends  freelance troublemakers  and tough guys with good intentionsfind themselves in the crosshairs of the Dixie Mafia.  Hap is an East Texas smart mouth with a weakness for southern women. Leonard is a gay  black veteran pining for a lost love. Theyre not the makings of your typical dynamic duo  but never underestimate the power of a shared affinity for stirring up trouble and causing mayhem. When an old friend asks Leonard to rescue his daughter from an abusive  no-good drug dealer  he gladly agrees and  of course  invites Hap along for the fun. Even though the dealer may be lowly  he is on the bottom rung of the Dixie Mafia  and when Hap and Leonard come calling  the Mafia feels a little payback is in order. Cars crash  shotguns blast  and people die  but Hap and Leonard come out on top. Unfortunately for them  now theyre facing not only jail time but also the legendaryand lethalVanilla Ride  who is still out to claim the price on their heads. Full of twists and turns  gunfire and gaffes  this hilarious  rip-roaring novel will have readers turning the pages faster than a Texas tornado.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44983959322677,"sku":"ByrdShop_0307270971","price":29.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0627\/8139\/0901\/files\/9780307270979.jpg?v=1770815982","url":"https:\/\/atxbooks.com\/products\/vanilla-ride-hap-and-leonard","provider":"ATX Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}