{"product_id":"xenophobes-guide-to-the-scots-9781906042479","title":"Xenophobe's Guide to the Scots","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"book-description\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXenophobe's Guide to the Scots\u003c\/strong\u003e by Ross, David. paperback edition. ISBN: 9781906042479.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInnate instincts\nA Scotsman likes to feel that, almost by instinct, he could guddle a trout (palm it out of the water) or gralloch a deer (disembowel it with his knife), even if he spends his day driving a bus or designing software.\n\nA kilty cover-up\nIf the Scots were to shed their seriousness, they would be noisier than the Neapolitans and wilder than the dancing Dervishes. Their reserve is not a defense against the rest of the world: it is a protective cover, like the lid of a nuclear reactor.\n\nRob joy\nCalvinism is still deeply ingrained in the Scottish soul. A Scottish poet, overcome by the joy of sunshine and blue sky, once cried out what a fine day it was. The woman to whom he spoke replied, “Well pay for it, well pay for it.”\n\nCunning and clever\nThe Scots respect cleverness and like to feel that they possess plenty of it themselves. In Scotland there is nothing wrong with being clever, so long as you show it by words or actions, rather than by bragging. You dont have to hide it. To say of someone that “he has a good conceit of himself” is neither praise nor blame, just a statement of fact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Oval Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44947662438453,"sku":"ByrdShop_1906042470","price":30.6,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0627\/8139\/0901\/files\/9781906042479_4e81d9ad-327b-4840-a534-fc5d096eeb02.jpg?v=1792718898","url":"https:\/\/atxbooks.com\/products\/xenophobes-guide-to-the-scots-9781906042479","provider":"ATX Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}