150 Ways to Tell If You're Ghetto

150 Ways to Tell If You're Ghetto by Wayans, Shawn. paperback edition. ISBN: 9780440507932.

Shawn Wayans (star of the hit prime-time WB Network Television show The Wayans Bros.), Chris Spencer (host of the upcoming national late night talk show Vibe), and Suli McCullough (up-and-coming comedian, actor, writer) bring their lively brand of humor to the page in a book sure to tickle city- and country-bound alike. More than a place, the authors remind us, "ghetto" is a state of mind; "If Hillary Clinton ever picked up Chelsea from school with rollers in her hair...guess what? The First Lady be ghetto." Among other ways to tell if youre ghetto: You can read your haircut You throw a pool party at the fire hydrant You buy pagers to match your outfits You go to church just to pick up women Your fingernails are longer than your fingers You have a car phone and no car You take a bubble bath with dishwashing liquid You get into a fistfight while youre pregnant You missed the birth of your child because you were playing Sega You named your daughters after cars you cant afford