A Man's Life: The Complete Instructions

A Man's Life: The Complete Instructions by Boyles, Denis. paperback edition. ISBN: 9780060951412.

The Complete Instructions to : Animal Magnetism Beer as Food Careers Daycare for Men Exercises that work Firing Your Boss growing tomatoes How to Change a Diaper with One Hand Inspirational Sex Junk-Food Diets Killer hooptricks Landing a 747 Married women Nasty Neighbors Outwitting Fish Pension Plans Quick Cleans Rural real estate Screws Travel Urban Tenting Vested Options What to Do to Your Thumb After You Whack It with a Hammer and More... The Complete Instructions for Every Mans Life! From Tim Allen, Bryant Gumbel, Norman Schwarzkopf, Dave Barry, Chuck Yeager, Charlie Daniels, and hundreds of other men and women everywhere comes the kind of tried-and-true advice and information every guy needs if he wants to be able to: Lose weight and get fit Choose a wife Clean a catfish Create a pension plan Choose a suit Rig a Web browser Find his way home no matter where he is Bend waitresses to his will Talk hardware Open a restaurant Hang out at the beach Get buff brains Hang out with his old man Get a pro shave Buy a house in the country Evaluate an ogle from a woman Field dress a deer Discern different types of womens orgasms "Forget Tolstoy! Skip the Shakespeare! In a world of angry, mixed-up women and pitiless, incompetent bosses, this book may be the only friend you have. Fortunately, its also the only one youll ever need." --Harry Stein, author of One of the Guys