Absolutely Positively Not

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Steven doesnt know if hell pass his drivers license test or if hell ever understand his parents but theres one thing he knows for sure: Hes absolutely positively NOT gay. How could he be when he conscientiously reads Victorias Secret catalogs and makes a point to sit at the jock table? So what if he takes a golden retriever to prom because he cant face bringing a girl? David LaRochelles first novel is a riotously funny look at the life of a regular boy whos finding out what it takes to be a real man.