All the Presidents' Pets: The Story of One Reporter Who Refused to Roll Over

All the Presidents' Pets: The Story of One Reporter Who Refused to Roll Over by Rocca, Mo. paperback edition. ISBN: 9781400052264.

In this new edition of All the Presidents’ Pets you’ll find: • Presidents: 42 • Poops on White House rug: 1 • References to President Chester Alan Arthur’s hip muttonchops: 1 • Press corps reporters still wearing Ugg Boots: 2 • Scenes taking place in Wolf Blitzer’s Japanese garden: 2 • Cartoon beagles packing heat: 1 • References to the Sacred Feminine: 0 • References to the Sacred Animal: 12 • Near-death escapes by Fox News’ Alan Colmes: 3 • Vulgar LBJ animal expressions: 6 • Secrets of the universe from Stephen Hawking: 1 • Body count: 57 (plus one slug pumped into Dr. Phil’s backside) • Fox News hotties: 8 • Appearances by evangelist Pat Robertson in a tank top: 1 • Sports practiced by Condi Rice each day before 5 a.m.: 3 • Plus . . . a long-awaited debunking of the Jimmy Carter killer rabbit story!