Chief Wiggum's Book of Crime and Punishment: The Simpsons Library of Wisdom

Chief Wiggum's Book of Crime and Punishment: The Simpsons Library of Wisdom by Groening, Matt. hardcover edition. ISBN: 9780061787430.

Chief Clancy Wiggum might very well be the dimmest and most incompetent civic leader in Springfield, but as long as he has a gun and badge, most citizens exercise their right to remain silent. After many a late-night stakeout and thousands of early morning donuts, this top cop offers up his procedural wisdom on what it takes to wear the shield, how to keep on the right side of the law, and the real cost of quick and speedy justice. On Wiggums watch youll check out the seized property auction catalog, learn the secret language of police codes, find out how to avoid a speeding ticket, line up with Springfields usual suspects, and get the skinny on Springfields most wanted criminal...El Barto.