Dark Lord : The Early Years

Dark Lord : The Early Years by Jamie Thomson. paperback edition. ISBN: 9780545552233.

Greeting, Puny Humans: In your hands, you are holding a tome of staggering evil genius. It is for those willing to serve as my devoted minions while I plan my greatest feat yet: surviving life as a human boy and returning to my rightful place as ruler of the Dark Lands. Before I can exact revenge, I must infiltrate this world and learn its ways. How, you might ask, is it possible that I, the Dark Lord, the Master of the Legions of Dread and Sorcerer Supreme, could be reduced to human form? And how is it possible that the Lord of Darkness could be forced to attend school and befriend such pitiful life forms? Only by reading my tale will you learn the truth behind the cataclysmic defeat that left me stranded on this accursed planet, Earth. But make no mistake, revenge will be mine...as soon as I finish my homework. Mwah, ha, ha!