Don't Forget Your Etiquette!: The Essential Guide to Misbehavior

Don't Forget Your Etiquette!: The Essential Guide to Misbehavior by David T. Greenberg. hardcover edition. ISBN: 9780374349905.

If youre smart, youll read my book Of modern childrens etiquette. If you dont, Im sad to say – Your life will be pathetiquette. Meet Miss Information, the worlds foremost expert on bad behavior, as she offers upside-down advice about the etiquette of absolutely everything. In twenty impishly off-center poems she states her views on such important topics as bathing (with and without gerbils), kissing (Komodo dragons as well as teachers), and eating. Exuberant illustrations full of hilarious antics add to the humor of this mischievous spoof on bad behavior. These sly poems offer a child-friendly way to discuss what good behavior really should be like and are sure to become every childs essential guide to – a rollicking good time!