Exes and Ohs: A Downtown Girl's (Mostly Awkward) Tales of Love, Lust, Revenge, and a Little Facebook Stalking

Exes and Ohs: A Downtown Girl's (Mostly Awkward) Tales of Love, Lust, Revenge, and a Little Facebook Stalking by Lester, Shallon. paperback edition. ISBN: 9780307885111.

Think you’ve have some outrageous dating horror stories? You dont have anything on Shallon Lester. Spunky Shallon Lester has accumulated more than her fair share of embarrassing stories. In this collection of hilarious essays, she chronicles her dorky, daring, and awkward journey from waitress at the ninth circle of hell known as Houstons Time Square restaurant, to columnist at one of New Yorks leading gossip magazines, to MTV reality star, gleefully weaving in stories of all boys shes loved, lost, and avenged along the way.Complete with cringe-worthy tales of: -The time a new boyfriend found the stockpile of Magnum condoms hidden under her bed-Getting caught stealing (borrowing?) bacon from her local supermarket-Unwittingly getting romantically involved with the leader of a mafia ring-Being dumped on Valentines Day (for the second year in a row), just minutes before being forced to attend El Concierto Del Amor con Marc Anthony