Get Laid or Die Trying: The Field Reports

About this book

In the beginning there were field reports. Before there were any books by Neil Strauss or Mystery before there were pickup boot camps or DVD box sets pickup existed as a loosely-knit community on Internet bulletin boards. There would-be players shared their field reports strategies and results. They compared notes exchanged critiques and figured out a body of knowledge that defied everything men had ever been told about getting womenwhat has since come to be known as game. The undisputed king of the field report was a player named jlaix. This was the handle of Jeff Allen who would go on to be a founding member of Real Social Dynamics with Tyler Durden and Papa all of whom play major roles in Neil Strausss The Game the bestselling expos of the world of pickup artists. In an arena founded on one-upmanship Jeff Allen did it bigger and better than anyone. Get Laid or Die Trying presents in utterly shameless hilarious and graphic detail Jeffys gritty 100 percent real and jaw-droppingly astonishing feats of seduction revealing exactly how one goes about: Attracting the girl you want by sleeping with all of her friends Getting into the pants of the hottest girl at the partya total strangerin less than thirty minutes Deflecting last-minute resistance with a single word Pulling a chick who is surrounded by ten jealous guys Cutting out enormous dudes that could easily pound you to a fine red mist Getting threesomes as your default extraction Having a stable so big you have to trim it down and other quality problems Convincing a girl you just met that before you fuck her she must mow your lawn Jeffs tactics produce superhuman results yet he doesnt do anything you couldnt donow that youve seen it done. The worst part? You could have been doing this your whole life.