Giants Come in Different Sizes

Giants Come in Different Sizes by Jolly Roger Bradfield. hardcover edition. ISBN: 9781930900547.

As far as Ive been able to determine, giants come in roughly three sizes: Very big, Way, WAY big, and Good grief, would you look at THAT! big. It is possible there there may be even larger ones, but Ive never personally seen any. A few folks, mostly adults, contend that there are no such things as giants. I will not waste your time nor mine disputing such radical theories. They probably dont believe in the Easter Bunny or Tooth Fairy either. Blasphemy. In addition (and you may not believe this) there are folks who dispute the fact that hamburgers grow on bushes. Good grief...doesnt anyone major in agriculture anymore? I know for a fact that a certain fast-food chain started this rumor. Want scientific proof? Well, there are pictures of several hamburgers bushes in this very book. Jolly Roger