Gil's All Fright Diner

Gil's All Fright Diner by Martinez, A. Lee. hardcover edition. ISBN: 9780765311436.

Bloodier than Fried Green Tomatoes! Funnier than The Texas Chainsaw Massacre! Welcome to Gils All Night Diner, where zombie attacks are a regular occurrence and you never know what might be lurking in the freezer . . . Duke and Earl are just passing through Rockwood county in their pick-up truck when they stop at the Diner for a quick bite to eat. They arent planning to stick around-until Loretta, the eaterys owner, offers them $100 to take care of her zombie problem. Given that Duke is a werewolf and Earls a vampire, this looks right up their alley. But the shambling dead are just the tip of a particularly spiky iceberg. Seems someones out to drive Loretta from the Diner, and more than willing to raise a little Hell on Earth if thats what it takes. Before Duke and Earl get to the bottom of the Diners troubles, theyll run into such otherworldly complications as undead cattle, an amorous ghost, a jailbait sorceress, and the terrifying occult power of pig-latin. And maybe--just maybe--the End of the World, too. Gory, sexy, and flat-out hilarious, Gils All Fright Diner will tickle your funnybone--before ripping it out of its socket!