Goose chase: A novel

Goose chase: A novel by Patrice Kindl. mass_market edition. ISBN: 9780439520393.

It starts when Alexandria, a poor, plain goose girl, offers her own bread and water to a hungry old woman — who just happens to be a witch in disguise. Poof! Alexandria is suddenly heartstoppingly beautiful. Her hair rains down gold dust, and the tears she sheds turn to diamonds. Soon a prince and a king are fighting for her hand, and theyve locked her in a tower to keep her "safe." How Alexandria wishes she was a goose girl again! Clearly the only thing to do is escape — which is when her problems really begin!Patrice Kindls inimitable voice and craft make this take on the classic fairy tale extraordinary-and extraordinarily hilarious."A delightful, witty fairy-tale spoof.. . . Kindls humor, the strong characterizations, and vibrant action give the story wings." ( Booklist , starred review)