Hello, My Name Is Scrambled Eggs

Hello, My Name Is Scrambled Eggs by Gilson, Jamie. hardcover edition. ISBN: 9780688040956.

"His name is Tuan. I pushed the cup toward him. Tea is a big thing in Vietnam and places like that. Everybody knows it. You like it here yet? Caroline asked him, taking it slow. Yes, he told her, waited a second, and then added, no kidding. Suzanna gagged. No kidding? She looked at me with her mouth hanging open. Nothing she could say. This was going much better than I could have hoped. Quint thought he was being funny, but the kid was almost a Harvey clone already." Harvey Trumble, who dreamed of glory in Gilsons side-splitting Harvey, the Beer Can King, here embarks ona heroic mission. His assignment: Mold newcomer Tuan Nguyen into an American. His method: Follow the Leader. His results: Well . . . Scrambled!