How To Do Everything: (From the Man Who Should Know: Red Green)

How To Do Everything: (From the Man Who Should Know: Red Green) by Green, Red. hardcover edition. ISBN: 9780385667746.

It may not be great literature — but at least its handy. From the mastermind of the hugely successful The Red Green Show comes a book that is going to change your life, or at least make you laugh — a lot — whenever you pick it up. And people are going to be picking it up for many years to come, because — like the long-rerunning TV shows — theres not a topical gag in the book anywhere, so its going to be funny for the forseeable future. And as its title suggests, this is also a terribly useful book. Among its very many gems of advice, it shows how to cook with acetylene, take revenge on a lawn mower, measure your hat size with a two-by-four, reduce your carbon footprint (it involves moving into a fruit tree located next to a liquor store) and make your own alternative fuel (which involves an empty propane tank and a full septic one).