How To Do Everything: (From the Man Who Should Know: Red Green)

About this book

It may not be great literature but at least its handy. From the mastermind of the hugely successful The Red Green Show comes a book that is going to change your life or at least make you laugh a lot whenever you pick it up. And people are going to be picking it up for many years to come because like the long-rerunning TV shows theres not a topical gag in the book anywhere so its going to be funny for the forseeable future. And as its title suggests this is also a terribly useful book. Among its very many gems of advice it shows how to cook with acetylene take revenge on a lawn mower measure your hat size with a two-by-four reduce your carbon footprint (it involves moving into a fruit tree located next to a liquor store) and make your own alternative fuel (which involves an empty propane tank and a full septic one).