How to Kick Someone's Ass: 246 Ways to Take the Bastards Down

About this book

A drunk giant comes charging at you in a bar. Go with a roundhouse kick Judo hip throw or Karate punch to bring him to the ground. Your cheapskate neighbor refuses to pay you back. The next time hes on vacation turn on his backyard hose. By the time he returns home his yard will be a swamp and his water bill will be through the roof. Some juiced-up meathead starts trouble at the gym. Take him down to size with an Aikido wrist twist. Theres more than one way to skin a cator kick someones ass. In this rough and ready field guide youll find 365 ways to nail the bastards who try to get you down. Written under an alias by a man whos been there done that and lived to deny it all this is all you need to protect and avenge yourself against every possible threatbe it physical emotional psychological financial or otherwise. From cue balls and steel-toed boots to spiders and Krazy Glue youll find an amazing array of household weapons and tactics designed to put that moron in his or her place once and for all.