Martha Stuart's Better Than You at Entertaining (A Parody)

About this book

Martha Stuarts Better Than You at Entertaining does to Martha Stewarts books what Is Martha Stuart Living? did to her magazine. Hopelessly irreverent this hilarious new spoof of the uncontested queen of homemaking presents recipes dinner party plans and home projects that only a crazed Stepford Wife on steroids could hope to accomplish. From garden parties to circumcisions Martha Stuarts Better Than You at Entertaining provides an unceasing barrage of clever and ludicrous tips to make any occasion unforgettable. Be constructive on your wedding morning and impress the guests with a freshly baked 10-tier cake (from scratch of course). For Mothers Day Martha has the perfect recipes and tips to show Mom how inadequate as a homemaker she really is. Revive the pioneer spirit and have a genuine Thanksgiving -- Martha shows you how to breed feed kill and prepare your own turkey. As a special treat see Martha in action for Easter as she welcomes the Pope to her home. (She even tries to teach His Holiness how to turn water into an 89 Petrus or a 93 White Bordeaux.) Only slightly more impossible than the Hospitality Gurus own projects these instructions are guaranteed to have the legions of Martha fans (and their critics) roaring with delight.