Nice Girls Dont Wear Cha Cha Heels!

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Chapter One: If You Cant Say Anything Nice "Youre not a woman. Youre a disease!" -Mike Connors Where Love Has Gone (1964) "I thought you were a woman--but youre nothing but a career." -Sterling Hayden to Bette Davis The Star (1952) "Youre like some fancy kind of disease. I had it once--now Im immune." -John Ireland to Joan Crawford Queen Bee (1955) "Floozy! Floozy! Floozy!" -Carmen Miranda to Cobina Wright Week-End in Havana (1941) "Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature." -John Gielgud Arthur (1981) "Look if you think youre gonna get back in my panties forget it. Theres one asshole in there already." -Kathleen Turner Crimes of Passion (1984) "Anne Schuylers in the Blue Book. Youre not even in the phone book." -Edmund Breese Platinum Blonde (1931) "You youre forty-two. There are many good minutes left for you." -Milton Berle to Eleanor Parker The Oscar (1960) "You probably havent had a good lay in years. Your legs have been together longer than the Lennon Sisters." -Bette Midler Stella (1990) "You know something Hank? Youre 90% man and 10% rat!" -Lana Turner Love Has Many Faces (1965) "The stork that brought you must have been a vulture." -Ann Sheridan Torrid Zone (1940) "You have the touch of a love-starved cobra." -Monty Woolley The Man Who Came to Dinner (1941) "As long as theyve got sidewalks youve got a job." -Joan Blondell Footlight Parade (1933) "Youre still a little shop girl from San Francisco. You shouldve stayed on the other side of the counter." -Constance Bennett to Lana Turner Madame X (1966) "There are only two things I dislike about you--your face." -Elizabeth Taylor to Kim Novak The Mirror Crackd (1980) Chapter Two: Bette Sister number one (Bette Davis): "For someone who just buried her husband this morning you dont seem very upset."Sister number two (also Bette Davis): "Phony mourning makes me sick!" -Bette Davis Dead Ringer (1964) "I detest cheap sentiment." -Bette Davis All About Eve (1