Rule No. 5: No Sex on the Bus: Confessions of a Tour Leader

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In this rollicking absurd ride Brian Thacker bus-tour leader extraordinaire confesses all as he reveals the best (and worst) of more than 20 trips as a tour leader though Europe. He tells how he fed passengers horsemeat spag bog hamburgers made from breakfast cereal and roosters testicles. He also introduces people to the world of scams broken rules terrible blunders promiscuous locals and inevitable clashes of cultures when a busful of tourists take on Europe on a four-week tour. Other stories include how he left a passenger standing by the side of a motorway in France for three hours in his underwear clutching a purple toothbrush and how he lost his driver his cook his bus 10 brightly colored canal bikes a large church and eventually his patience. Countries dissected include Belgium Holland Germany Switzerland Austria Italy Spain and France.