THE BATHROOM GUEST BOOK.

Dear Visitor Welcome! Its an honor to have your distinguished presence. As you konw there are guest registers social registers - even funeral registers. Here at last is a register for the bathroom. In order that your visit may be recorded for the posterity of this household wont you please note your thoughts in the appropriate space on the coming pages? If you plan on staying awhile youll find plenty of bathroom trivia for your reading pleasure. Should a graffiti-like inspiration come to mind feel free to express it on the pages in back of this register. Be assured that what you leave here will stay here. Now to get on with the business at hand...