The Field Guide to the North American Bird

Let your finger do the talking!There is one gesture that transcends language race gender and age: the bird. Throughout time man has brandished his middle finger to express anger or insolence to scorn or to provoke. FIELD GUIDE TO THE NORTH AMERICAN BIRD documents great moments of creativity ingenuity and utter stupidity in the history of the one-finger salute. With step-by-step illustrations for more than 50 ways to give someone the finger this handy little guide will have you flipping off with skill and style. Brush up on classic birds like the Peel the Banana and the Volume (Can you hear this? . . . Or do you want me to turn it up?) then expand your vocabulary with more sophisticated birds like the Cell Phone the Pulley and the Helium Balloon. For the globetrotting bird-flipper FIELD GUIDE also showcases Birds of the World so you can piss off people wherever you go. Youll find the perfect bird for any job whether tormenting your little sister covertly rebelling against your boss or telling that tailgater exactly what you think of him.