The Legend of Greg (An Epic Series of Failures)

A boy discovers his destiny could totally stink in the first book in this riotously funny middle-grade fantasy-adventure trilogy. Risk-averse Greg Belmont is content with being ordinary. Hes got a friend--thats right just one--at his fancy prep school and a pretty cool dad. The problem is Greg isnt ordinary . . . hes actually an honest-to-goodness fantastical Dwarf! He discovers the truth the day his dad brings home a gross new tea--one that awakens bizarre abilities in Greg. Then a murderous Bro-Troll kidnaps his dad and Greg is whisked away to the Underground where Dwarves have lived for centuries right beneath the streets of Chicago. With the help of some awesome new friends and a talking ax Greg learns all about the history of the Dwarves which has been marked with tales of epic failure since the dawn of time. However the return of the magic they once wielded means big changes are afoot escalating tensions with the Dwarves sworn enemy: the Elves. Brimming with humor and action Chris Rylanders The Legend of Greg turns dwarf lore on its head delivering an adventure readers wont be able to resist.