The Miseducation Years (Ross O'carroll Kelly)

About this book

So there I was roysh putting the in in in crowd hanging out pick of the babes bills from the old pair to fund the lifestyle I like totally deserve. But being a schools rugby legend has its downsides roysh like all the total knobs wanting to chill in your like reflected glory and the bunny-boilers who decide they want to be with me and wont take like no for an answer. And were talking totally here. Basically it may look like a champagne bath with like Nell McAndrew with like no clothes and everything but I can tell you roysh those focking bubbles can burst.And when they do OH MY GOD! Ross OCarroll-Kelly is all meat and no preservatives roysh at least thats what it says in the can in like one particular south Dublin girls school which shall remain nameless roysh basically to protect the names of the guilty. You know who you are.