The Pirates! In an Adventure with Ahab: A novel

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Theyre back!!! The Pirate Captain and his irascible crew of scoundrels return in their soggiest saga yet.Fresh from their mishaps with Charles Darwin and the evil Bishop of Oxford the Pirates set sail in a bouncy new vesselpurchased on credit. In order to repay his debts the Pirate Captain is determined to capture the enigmatic White Whale hunted by the notoriously moody Ahab who has promised a reward.Chaos ensues featuring the lascivious Cutlass Liz the worlds most dangerous mosquito an excerpt from the Pirate Captains novel in progress (a bodice ripper of course) whale ventriloquism practical lessons in whale painting a shanty-singing contest in a Las Vegas casino and a dra-matic climax in which the Pirate Captains prize ham saves the day!Move over Herman Melville.