The Sheriff of Yrnameer: A Novel

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Book Description Meet Cole: hapless space rogue part-time smuggler on a path to being full-time dead. His sidekick just stole his girlfriend. The galaxys most hideous and feared bounty hunter wants to lay eggs in his brain. And the luxury space yacht Cole just hijacked turns out of be filled with interstellar do-gooders one especially loathsome stowaway and a cargo of freeze-dried orphans. Reluctantly compelled to deliver these defenseless fluidless children to safety Cole gathers a misfit crew for a desperate journey to the far reaches of the galaxy. Their destination: the mysterious world of Yrnameer the very last of the your-name-here-planets without corporate sponsors. But little does Cole know that this legendary utopia is home to a murderous band of outlaws bent on destroying the planets tiny peaceful community. Follow Coles adventures through a delightfully absurd science-fiction universe where the artificial intelligence is stupid dust motes carry branding messages and middle-management zombies have overrun a corporate training satellite. In the spirit of Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett The Sheriff of Yrnameer is sci-fi comedy at its best--mordant raucously funny and a thrilling page-turner.