The valley girls' guide to life

About this book

Were into the mondo full buf -- but if you dont know what that means and if you dont know who we are youre like a real Melvin? Were the Valley Girls you know from Encino and stuff and this is our book. Well tell you whats totally important like shopping and clothes and really awesome dudes with tans. Okay if youre not popular nobodyll like you. And whats a cruisemobile and whats a skanky car and why its . . . eeewww grody to the max! Well even show you how to be a maximum warm babe -- like gross me out high heels with miniskirts make you look like a mega-slut -- and how to get a totally vicious dude to notice you. But really no seriously we put together this mondo cool Valley Girl Dictionary (like you probably dont even know what wonelly means) so you wont go around sounding like a zod or something! Mimi Pond is a cartoonist illustrator and writer. She has created comics for the Los Angeles Times Seventeen National Lampoon and many other publications. Television credits include writing the first full-length episode of The Simpsons Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire and episodes for Designing Women and Pee-wees Playhouse. She lives in Los Angeles with her husband the totally vicious dude Wayne White.