The Warning Label Book: Warning: Reading This Book May Cause Spontaneous Uncontrollable Laughter

About this book

Warnings-theyre everywhere. On toys. On hair dryers. On compact discs. On take-out coffee cups. Almost everything for sale today comes with a warning. Why? Now most people have enough common sense not to take a bath with an electric blender but thanks to a few morons out there who sued big companies and won huge settlements products now come with warnings that treat consumers like a bunch of slack-jawed yokels. So heres a collection of more than a hundred of the most ridiculous real warning labels on todays products. For example: CAUTION: DO NOT ON USE THIS HAMMER TO STRIKE ANY SOLID OBJECT. Such as perhaps the head of the idiot who came up with this warning in the first place? In addition the book includes two dozen hilarious peel-off fake warning labels you can stick on real products to keep you your friends and your loved ones safe. Just dont read this book while driving a car or operating heavy machinery.