The Wit and Wisdom of Gene Hunt

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Ray - So...thinking about these books what the Guv wrote I wondered if we might you know get in on the act a bit. Ive knocked this up by remembering things the Guvs said about stuff thought we could maybe send it to his publishers get a cut of the proceeds. What do you think? Chris I think youll be wearing your knacker-sack as a cap when the Guv sees it. Worth a try though I suppose. Ray Unable to resist the possibility of some easy cash DC Chris Skelton and DS Ray Carling have brought together some of DCI Gene Hunts (rather original) pearls of wisdom. Covering everything from women (A smack on the arse and a whiff of Brut knocks em bandy girls like to be appreciated) to talking to fellow officers (You great soft sissy girly nancy French bender Man Utd supporting poof) this collection shows that the only thing The Guv cant restrain is his tongue. Anything you say will be taken down ripped up and shoved down your scrawny neck until you choke to death - "DCI Gene Hunt".