What the Hell Did I Just Read: A Novel of Cosmic Horror (John Dies at the End, 3)

John Dies at the Ends "smart take on fear manages to tap into readers existential dread on one page then have them laughing the next" (Publishers Weekly) and This Book is Full of Spiders was "unlike any other book of the genre" (Washington Post). Now New York Times bestselling author David Wong is back with What the Hell Did I Just Read the third installment of this black-humored thriller series. Its the story "They" dont want you to read. Though to be fair "They" are probably right about this one. To quote the Bible "Learning the truth can be like loosening a necktie only to realize it was the only thing keeping your head attached." No dont put the book back on the shelf -- it is now your duty to purchase it to prevent others from reading it. Yes it works with e-books too I dont have time to explain how. While investigating a fairly straightforward case of a shape-shifting interdimensional child predator Dave John and Amy realized there might actually be something weird going on. Together they navigate a diabolically convoluted maze of illusions lies and their own incompetence in an attempt to uncover a terrible truth they -- like you -- would be better off not knowing. Your first impulse will be to think that a story this gruesome -- and to be frank stupid -- cannot possibly be true. That is precisely the reaction "They" are hoping for.