You Are a Miserable Excuse for a Hero!: Book One in the Just Make a Choice! Series

About this book

Why Do All the Nice Girls End Up Getting Kidnapped and Held for Ransom? In this book YOU the reader are a thirtysomething part-time actor/full-time waiter suddenly caught up in a kidnapping. Julia the girl you went out with last night has been TAKEN HOSTAGE. What will you do? Will you go to the police and ask for help? Will you burst into the hideout killing everyone in sight then tell Julia that she shouldnt misinterpret this as some sort of big commitment? Or will you unplug your phone and just get really really drunk?The choice is yours! You awake to the sound of the phone ringing. Hello? You hear a mans voice. It is muffled. Weve got Julia. Wait what do you mean? We have kidnapped your girlfriend. If you ever want to see her again--- Whoa shes not my girlfriend you say. I just met her. I mean I had a good time with her and all but I wanna take it slow with this one I think. We understand the voice says. But shes new to the city and presently youre all she has. Give us fifty thousand dollars by tomorrow or well blow her head off. If you want to go and ask your parents if you can borrow fifty thousand dollars go to page 173. If you want to have sex with your ex-girlfriend consider getting back together with her then think better of it go to page 183. BE VERY CAREFUL! Youre directing the story and the CHOICES you make can result in MURDER GRADUATE SCHOOL ENROLLMENT TORTURE MARRIAGE POST-APOCALYPTIC SLAVERY UNWANTED PREGNANCY even TEMPING! Its YOUR STORY and YOUR LIFE. All youve got to do is decide which page you want to turn to. JUST MAKE A CHOICE!