You Bet Your Tomatoes: Fun Facts Tall Tales and a Handful of Useful Gardening Tips

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"What great tomato-growing ideas! Ive been container gardening my Big Boys in old abandoned refrigerators in the front yard for years now but next season Ill take Mikes advice and trellis them up the side of our double-wide!"--Martha Slewart Martha Slewarts Lying "Did I write this book? So many of the jokes just seem so...familiar."--Garrison Keelover A Prairie Home Tomato "Arent these things poisonous to eat?"--Thomas Jefferson farmer and framer "Forget basketball! Im retiring again to grow heirloom tomatoes! Now what kind of shoes am I gonna need . . . ?"--Michael Jardin tall guy "This is just the kind of hidden message book I expect from you left-leaning liberal-compost-applying communal gardening card-carrying organic types! Well you dont fool me one bit-- enticing the youth of America to experiment with PINK tomatoes! RED fruits! Arkansas TRAVELER-- or is that Arkansas FELLOW TRAVELERS??? Im sticking with my red white and blue potatoes!"--Rush ToJudgement The Rush ToJudgement Show