You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning

You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning by Rivenbark, Celia. hardcover edition. ISBN: 9780312363017.

From the author of the bestselling classics Were Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, youll shoot cocola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as: • Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate • How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life • Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering • Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that? • Get yer Wassail on: Its carolin time • Airlines serving up one hot mess • Action figure Jesus • Why Clay Aiken aint marrying your glandular daughter • And much more! Complete with a treasure trove of Celias genuine southern recipes, You Cant Drink All Day if You Dont Start in the Morning is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.