You Don't Look Fat You Look Crazy: An Unapologetic Guide to Being Ambitchous

Carpe diem bitches. Ashley Longshore Pour a glass of champagne slip off your designer heels pull up your big girl panties and enjoy pop-artist extraordinaire Ashley Longshores unapologetic raw and literally laugh-out-loud funny guide to living an ambitchous life. For Ashley Longshore the path from reluctant Southern Belle to badass artist and aspiring mogul hasnt always been a smooth one. As a reformed Trophy-Wife-in-Training Ashley has overcome failure healed heartbreak and worked damn hard all with her signature killer attitude to conquer the art world one glittery pop-art masterpiece at a time. You Dont Look Fat You Look Crazy is a window into the world of Longshores irreverent glamorous and stunningly visual pop-art-filled life where bedazzled flowers sit next to diamonds and Valium boxes Jesus holds a black Amex and Wonder Woman dresses in Chanel. With tongue-in-cheek advice straight from her canvas such as Theres No Crying At Bergdorfs Always Ask For More and What Would Blue Ivy Do Ashleys honesty and DGAF attitude will grab you by your Givenchy lapels and hit you across the face with the donut you promised yourself you wouldnt eat. So be confident grab life by the Birkins embrace your ambitchion and remember you dont look fatyou look crazy!